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December 2011

8 posts

Top 10 Songs of 2011

I think this may be my first blog that isn’t at all related to films…erk. Here are the ten songs that I have not stopped listening to this year. Feel free to mock me, I am not ashamed of my music taste. And if you haven’t heard of some, please give them a listen! You may never know, it could be the best thing you hear this year…

1. Foster The People- Houdini (Top played song on my iPod, never get tired of it, never skip it.)

                                 

2. Beyonce- Countdown (I know all the words, and all it makes me wanna do is dance like she does in the video.)

                          

3. Portugal. The Man- So American (I found this randomly and haven’t stopped playing it for the past month, their album “In The Mountain In The Cloud” is amazing.)

                        

4. Cults- Abducted (Makes me wanna dance around my room constantly.)

                          

5. Blood Orange- Champagne Coast (I feel like I’m in an ’80s wonderland when I listen to this guy.)

                        

6. Chromeo- Night by Night (This could technically be a 2010 song, not sure. I heard it this year, Chromeo are total beasts, love ‘em.)

                             

7. Nicki Minaj- Super Bass (Oh stop lying to yourself, you love it too.)

                               

8. Rostam- Wood (Rostam released this as a free track from his blog, how nice was that??)

                     

9. Buck 65- Dolores (Just before the year was out Buck 65 released another short EP, this was my favourite from it. Beautiful.) 

                        

10. Lana Del Ray- Video Games (I don’t get the hate, dreamy song that sounds like the back drop to a David Lynch film, what’s not to love?)

Dec 31, 20111 note
#2011 #songs
My Top Ten Films of 2011

 

List of shame (ones to watch still): Ides of March, Moneyball, Tree of Life, Crazy Stupid Love, Senna, Troll Hunter, Midnight in Paris, The Artist…

Dec 31, 20111 note
#2011 Films #Movies
Films for 2012

There is a crap ton of films I’m looking forward to next year, on paper it looks like it’s going to be a lot better than this year. There are a few obvious ones which are all probably on your list too, the biggest of the big The Dark Knight Rises is easily my top film for next year, followed by The Avengers and then The Amazing Spiderman which rounds off a rather lovely selection of comic book movies. All ones I think the trailers make look very exciting.

A couple films I am really excited about are Django Unchained and This Is 40, but as these probably won’t be around until December 2012, there is pretty much nothing to show for them yet. Django is the next Tarantino film though, so that should be all kinds of awesome (hopefully) and This Is 40 is the unofficial spinoff/sequel (not sure on the details) of Knocked Up. Though no Katherine Heigl or Seth Rogen so time will tell on that one…oh and speaking of Knocked Up, another film I look forward to some more information on is Jeff Who Lives At Home, starring Jason Segal as a stoner (yes, again) who finally moves out of his mother’s basement to help his brother track down his adulterous wife. I also read somewhere he is inspired in his everyday life by M Night Shyamalan’s Signs which made me chuckle. It premièred at this year’s Toronto Film Festival and got some decent reviews.

2012 will also see the return of one of my favourite film-makers in the world ever, Wes Anderson. His new film Moonrise Kingdom is about a young couple in love who run away and send the small town they live in into a frenzied panic. It sounds like just the right story to have that Anderson charm about it. I have been very interested in all the set photos that have been posted so far, it has a release date of May 25th so it is still a bit early for a trailer, but soon hopefully. 

Young Adult is a mixed bag, I’m looking forward to it because it’s Jason Reitman and I enjoy his films, but then it is written by Diablo Cody and one thing about a Cody film, by the end of it you’ll want to rip off your ears from the annoying, “quirky” dialogue. But, I must say, the trailer looks decent so it is on the list for next year.

                        

I really like the look of Take This Waltz which stars Seth Rogen and Michelle Williams. Williams who I now have a LOT of respect for after Blue Valentine, and I have always been a fan of Rogen, that name might turn a few people off watching this but it look like he’s doing some different styles of films and this one looks really rather charming. Williams plays a woman  struggling to choose between two very different types of love. A common story, but it’s never about the ending, it’s about how you get there and what you create along the way, and this one from director Sarah Polley, looks like it could create something really lovely.

                           

That’s all for now but keep your peepers on:

Nero Fiddled- New Woody Allen starring Jesse Eisenberg and Ellen Page

Dark Shadows- New Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer and Chloe Mortez.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter- A fantasy horror starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Alan Tudyk.

World War Z- Zombies and Brad Pitt. 

Much Ado About Nothing- Joss Whedon directs this new take on Shakespeare starring Nathan Fillion, Alexis Denisof and Amy Aker. Firefly/Buffy fans rejoice!

Dec 30, 20115 notes
#Films 2012 #Trailers #Batman #Avengers #Spiderman #Seth Rogen #Wes Anderson #Michelle Williams #young Adult
Dec 23, 20116 notes
#Horror #Lloyd Kaufman #Klown Kamp Massacre #Clowns #Evil
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Dec 12, 2011
#Crazy Ira and the Douche #Parks and Rec
Getting a name check on Wiki

                                   

I am quoted directly on Widipedia from a review I did for the small budget horror flick Umbrage: The First Vampire on HorrorTalk. You may think it’s a very small thing but to me, a name check means a hell of a lot! Click here and check it out at the bottom of the page :) 

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#Parks and Recreation #April Ludgate
My Top Ten Horror Films of 2011

           

While I was compiling this list of favourite horror movies for HorrorTalk, I became aware of numerous ones I still have to watch (Troll Hunter, Rubber, Fright Night, The Thing). But regardless, every one I’ve listed are ones I would highly recommend. 

Please check out my final ten here!

Here is the trailer for one of my picks, Harold’s Going Stiff which may be one you’ve missed this year.


Harold’s Going Stiff - Promo Trailer by dreadcentral

Dec 9, 2011
#Horror #Movies

November 2011

5 posts

Juan of the Dead- Leeds International Film Festival Review

Oh hai. Long time no see. I still write film reviews you know, and here is one right now. This is the Cuban Zombie Horror Comedy film Juan of the Dead which I had the pleasure of checking out at this year’s Leeds International Film Festival. I really enjoyed it, please have a look see why I did here.

And enjoy the trailer at your leisure here:

Exclusive: Debut Trailer of JUAN OF THE DEAD! Cuba’s 1st Horror Film! from Kellvin Chavez on Vimeo.

Nov 29, 2011
#Juan of the Dead #Horror #Film
50/50 Review

Thanks to Show Film First I got to see a screening of 50/50 tonight before its general release this Friday. 

The film follows Adam (Joseph Gordon Levitt) and his life from the moment he learns he has cancer. It shows how he copes with the news and how it affects his relationships with his girlfriend, his best friend and his mother. 

50/50 has a stellar cast led by Levitt who is an actor that goes from strength to strength. I admire Levitt’s choices in films and how he let his career play out after Third Rock From The Sun finished, choosing indie films like Brick over anything mainstream really proved his chops as an actor. The fact that he has appeared in incredible films ever since really validates the route he took. His involvement in this project settled any doubts I had about a “cancer comedy”.

           

Yes a cancer comedy. A cancer comedy that stars Seth Rogen. No, don’t worry it’s not Funny People, unlike that god awful effort there actually is funny people in this one. Though Seth Rogen is doing his usual stoner, bumbling comedy role I am happy to see him here. He is a great sidekick to Levitt and they have real chemistry on screen. 

The way the film progresses is very enjoyable and above all else, heartfelt. You may feel it’s rather paint by numbers at times, but it is sincere and emotionally involving. It never feels like it is preaching, the dialogue is real and the parts with Adam’s mother played EXCELLENTLY by Angelica Huston (performance of the film for me), hit the nail on the head. It portrays the struggle of a mother/son relationship going through incredibly hard times with humour and real tenderness most people can identify with.

This film may not be as daring as many would like, but it doesn’t need to be. It creates the perfect balance between emotion and chuckles, a film that will have you crying from both laughter and sadness. A tough mix to pull off, but it manages it with ease. 

This should be your film to see this weekend. 

4/5

Nov 22, 2011
#50/50 #Joseph Gordon Levitt #Seth Rogen #Angelica Huston
“You mean she would rather imagine herself relating to an absent person than build relationships with those around her?” —

Nov 20, 2011
#Amelie
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Nov 4, 20115 notes
#Wanderlust #Paul Rudd #Jennifer Aniston #Film #Trailer
Trailers Trailers Trailers

I haven’t looked at new trailers for ages. So this is a remedy to that.

ParaNorman

Just because Halloween is over it doesn’t mean we should forget about all things creepy! Paranorman looks like a real delight, visually stunning and the attention to detail is going to make this a really cool animated film:

The Devil Inside

Annoyingly, this film is already being trailered at theatres but doesn’t actually come out until February next year. This trailer creeped me the hell out and I really can’t wait for it. Exorcism films are a bit hit and miss (Last Exorcism had SO much potential), but I think this one could be a winner.

The Descendants

Enough with the horror films already!! Here is something a bit different. It’s getting to that time of year again, awards season is looming after the new year so the quirky, indie films hoping to snatch a surprise win will start popping up. Here we have the new one from the ever intriguing and excellent Alexander Payne starring George Clooney which I like the look of. Clooney has a voice like honey. Yum.

21 Jump Street

This looks like FUN. I only saw a couple episodes of the TV series, so I’m no judge, but it looks nothing like that. And holy effing crap RON SWANSON is in this!! It looks like it could be funny too, which is always a bonus. I also hear Johnny Depp has a little more than a cameo, yayyy.

Nov 2, 20112 notes
#Film #Trailer #21 Jump Street #Paranorman #the Descendants #The Devil Inside

October 2011

25 posts

Run Up To Halloween- Day 7

I know I’m actually pretty late on this one, the festiveness of Halloween has caught up on me. 

So number on on my list is a bit of a no brainer….

It’s Halloween so crack out Halloween. Even the sequels are not too bad, and for once…a remake I actually really, really enjoyed. But it’s the 1978 original I watch every year at Halloween. Obvious reasons. 

I really should have thought this list through a bit more…here are some others I would have included…

-Evil Dead 2

-House of 1000 Corpses

-Ginger Snaps

-Nightmare on Elm Street

-Addams Family 

-The Exorcist

-Paranormal Activity

-Scream

…I could go on…

Happy Halloween my lovelies. 

Oct 31, 2011
#Halloween #Michael Myers #John Carpenter
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Oct 29, 20111 note
#Re-animator #Horror #Halloween #Psycho #Music
Run Up To Halloween- Day 6

This film has to  be on my list of films to suggest for Halloween because it’s the first proper horror film I ever watched, it scared me so much I had to check under my bed for months* afterwards to make sure Mrs Voorhees wasn’t under there with an arrow.

Like many successful horror films, Friday the 13th spawned numerous sequels and crossovers. I choose this original one though because it’s where it all started, the one that set the tone for the others and above all else, the scariest! Though the face of Friday the 13th is Jason, he only appears as a boy in this one. For some, a great big massive man in a hockey mask, wielding a machete may be the most terrifying thing…for yours truly it’s a crazy lady intent on seeking revenge for her son. 

I love slasher films and this is one of my favourites ever, it has great suspense and isn’t afraid to go for some all out gore. My favourite part of course is Kevin Bacon’s death scene, though it scarred me for YEARS. What gets me the most about this film is of course the music and the now notorious “che che che, ha ha ha” that runs throughout the film. 

When I was travelling in America there really wasn’t a time or situation where I didn’t turn to my friends and relate our particular situation to a horror film. For example, getting lost on the way to Yosemite…”Have you guys ever seen Wrong Turn?” Driving through Arizona….”Have you guys seen The Hills Have Eyes?” So when we were camping in the hills around Las Vegas, I remember waiting for my friend outside the bathrooms at the camp site with my little torch and all I could hear was the Friday 13th music soI had to try and hurry him up. 

This is the kind of film that made the ’80s great for horror, crack it out for the holiday season! And why stop there, watch the next few aswell. Just don’t ever watch the 2009 remake, it’s just awful. I’d choose Jason X a million times over that piece of shit.

*years

Oct 29, 2011
#Friday the 13th #Horror #Halloween
Run Up To Halloween- Day 5

      

I think that my favourite zombie film of all time is 28 Days Later. I know it “should” be a Romero classic or something, and this is rather modern (well…actually it’s nearly ten years old, unbelievably) but it was the first time I’d really felt terrified of zombies. They’d been creepy, gross and scary yes, but this film made them a powerful force where it really felt like it was the end of the world.

I went to see this film with my brother, we were bored and didn’t really know what we wanted to see and he suggested we went for a showing of this. I actually knew nothing about it, all I gathered was that it was something about a virus that had spread across the country. I was pretty unenthusiastic about it to be honest. But, if you’ve seen the film, within the first 5 minutes I was gripped and knew this was going to be something pretty bloody spectacular. 

                           

The intensity of this film is unreal. I think the scene that best captures that frenzy is when they get a flat tyre in the tunnel, as they change it you see thousands of rats swarm past…then the realisation that the dead are coming hits. In Danny Boyle’s zombie movie, these bastards can RUN. They are infected with pure RAGE and they are hideous, erratic creatures. 

This film blew me away when I first saw it, the fab acting (my first introduction to the beautiful Cillian Murphy), some amazing cinematography (the iconic scenes of a silent London are still breathtaking) and some amazing music to set the whole film up is a brilliant mix. This film really is a modern horror masterpiece, it works everytime making this a brilliant Halloween movie.

Oct 28, 20111 note
#Halloween #28 Days Later #Zombies #Horror
Run Up To Halloween- Day 4

I think it’s time for a proper classic scary movie on my list.

   

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was banned in Britain until 1998 when it was finally released with an 18 certificate. I remember when it was broadcast for the first time on TV around 1999 because I stayed up and watched it. We had family over at the time so I was sleeping on the sofa in the living room, this worked out well for me because I was never allowed a TV in my room so I had it all to myself. It was on pretty late and it had a cool introduction from the Doctor of Horror himself, Mark Kermode. I’d be lying if I said this was the first time I watched the film in full. I could not watch it all, I was around 14 at the time and although I did have a thing for horror films, this one felt too extreme for me then so there was a LOT of flipping over to something a bit less…MANIC. It had an impact though, the first portion of the film with the hitcher really weirded me out but of course, it was the first time we see Leatherface that really got me. You know that he’s coming, but at the same time you’re not expecting it. He just appears, does his thing and is gone. Where the frick is he going? And what the hell is he doing? Although I barely stuck around much after that initial taster, this film stayed with me. It was a few months later that I mustered up the courage to watch it all, luckily we taped it for my brother so i gave it another chance. 

If you are unfamiliar with the story (and I find it hard to believe you are) a group of friends are on their way to visit their granddad’s old house, but on the way they are terrorised by a chainsaw wielding maniac with a mask made of skin and his cannibalistic family. Not the day out they had planned.

The film was portrayed as a true story which makes it all the more effective having this at the opening of the film:

The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young …


But the character of Leatherface was based on serial killer Ed Gein, a bit information that is always in the back of your mind. This in a way, did happen. Ergh.

              

Texas Chainsaw Massacre stays with you for ages after you watch it, and personally makes me feel just dirty and gross, though amazingly, there is very little gore to it. To craft that yucky feeling for without doing all the blood and guts is why this film stands out among a lot of others. 

I like how there’s more to it than just bunch of teens getting killed, we don’t get any major back story to Leatherface but we go on a little journey with him. He starts out as this masked maniac that we are scared of, but then we see him troubled and scared; he is afraid of the kids that keep coming to his house and kills to get them to leave him alone. Later still, we see him ridiculed by his family wearing a dress and makeup. I personally think this is a chance at some humour rather than a chance of real sympathy for Leatherface…which would be hard to achieve.

 

Apparently during filming the house got up to 100 degrees and with a house that was furnished with bones and meat you can imagine how intolerable the stench was. Cast and crew had to leave to be sick. You get a sense of that when watching the film. Perfect house for these crazies.


This is a perfect film for Halloween because it is classically terrifying, it’s scares are in the noises and screams you hear and not what you see. It is relentless. Damn it I’ve made myself want to watch it right now… 

Oct 27, 20111 note
#Texas Chainsaw Massacre #Halloween #Horror
Oct 26, 20111 note
#Twin Peaks #David Lynch
Run Up To Halloween- Day 3

Halloween is fun, which is why not all the films I’m going to suggest are going to be scary. Like today’s, huzzah!

Hocus Pocus

I’m not sure if this film will have the same effect if you didn’t watch it as a kid, but who knows. I watched it last year for the first time in a while and it was still excellent. 

It has the perfect setting for a film about witches on Halloween, it’s set in Salem where Max Dennison (Omri Katz) has just moved with his family. He’s not into the whole Halloween thing, but has to take his little sister Dani (Thora Birch) Trick or Treating. They have been told about the story of the three Sanderson witches who are just waiting for someone to light a candle in their home to resurrect them. Through a chance meeting out Trick or Treating, Max bumps into a girl he has a major crush on who takes them to the witches house for an extreme Halloween experienced they’ll never forget.

This film is just fun and captures what Halloween should be about: sweets, costumes and witches. I remember being slightly scared by a few bits of it when I was 8, especially the story of how Winnie found her husband cheating on her with her sister so sewed his mouth up with a dull needle so he couldn’t tell anyone her secrets. Nasty.
Bette Midler stars in it so OF COURSE there’s a musical number, it just happens to be my favourite part of the film!

This is only a short Disney film, so as a good companion to this you should definitely watch a few episodes of Eerie Indiana immediately afterwards. You will probably want to anyway as Omri Katz is in Hocus Pocus, but I’m going to just suggest it anyway. I used to love this show and I think it’s in the running for best TV Theme ever, they don’t make TV shows like this any more. The episode that I always remember watching is the one where Marshall falls for a girl with a heart condition, and after the bad boy at school dies tragically she gets his heart. She then starts acting like him in every way. Creeeepy, yet bizarrely beautiful! And here its is, enjoy!

Oct 26, 20112 notes
#Halloween #Horror #Hocus Pocus #Film #Omri Katz #Eerie Indiana
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